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Humor Books


Below are some humor books:


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Strange Planet

By Nathan W. Pyle

Morrow Gift
Released: 2019-11-19
Hardcover (144 pages)

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • #1 WALL STREET JOURNAL BESTSELLER • USA TODAY BESTSELLER

Straight from the mind of #1 New York Times bestselling author Nathan W. Pyle, Strange Planet is an adorable and profound universe in pink, blue, green, and purple, based on the phenomenally popular Instagram of the same name!

Strange Planet covers a full life cycle of the planet’s inhabitants, including milestones such as:

The Emergence Day
Being Gains a Sibling
The Being Family Attains a Beast
The Formal Education of a Being
Celebration of Special Days
Being Begins a Vocation
The Beings at Home
Health Status of a Being
The Hobbies of a Being
The Extended Family of the Being
The Being Reflects on Life While Watching the Planet Rotate

With dozens of never-before-seen illustrations in addition to old favorites, this book offers a sweet and hilarious look at a distant world not all that unlike our own.

I feel more attractive.
Honestly, you are.
It’s the star damage.
I CRAVE STAR DAMAGE.

Go the F**k to Sleep

By Adam Mansbach

Akashic Books
Hardcover (32 pages)

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A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time"

"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."
--The New Yorker

"A parenting zeitgeist"
--Washington Post

"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."
--National Public Radio

"A new Bible for weary parents"
--New York Times

"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"
--Boston Globe

"This children's book parody earns its place on the list by being a much-needed bit of catharsis that every parent needs."
--Fatherly, one of the 10 Best Parenting Books of the Decade

"Go the F**k to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."
--Midwest Book Review

Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F**k to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F**k to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is also available, as well as Seriously, You Have to Eat for finicky ones everywhere!

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes

By Share The Love Gifts

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (52 pages)

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes
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Featuring “From:__________ “ on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etc

Q.What does a spy wear on his feet?

A.Sneakers. :P


Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.

This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it’s from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

By Elias Hill

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Paperback (107 pages)

101 So Bad, They re Good Dad Jokes
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A Top 5 Best-selling Amazon Book!*


Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can.


This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off.


In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!


* Week of June 10, 2018

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes: So frightfully awful.. yet wonderfully spiffing

By Spiffy McChappy

Independently published
Paperback (105 pages)

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes: So frightfully awful.. yet wonderfully spiffing
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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough)

  • A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas.
  • Clean family friendly jokes.
  • The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card.

Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince.

This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you.

Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year (Sh!t No One Tells You (1))

By Dawn Dais

Seal Press
Released: 2013-06-04
Paperback (264 pages)

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby s First Year (Sh!t No One Tells You (1))
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A laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.

The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

By Louis Borgenicht M.D.

RANDOM HOUSE
Released: 2012-09-10
Paperback (256 pages)

The Baby Owner s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner s and Instruction Manual)
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At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology

You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby.
 
Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People (Big Activity Book)

By Jordan Reid

PLUME
Released: 2017-04-25
Paperback (176 pages)

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"Funny as hell.”—Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken

The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like.

Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this.
 
· Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you’re not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?)
· Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up
· Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women
· Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don’t Have to Listen
· Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different?

"Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment.”—Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes: 365 Truly Terrible Wisecracks (You've Been Warned)

By Taylor Calmus

Rockridge Press
Released: 2019-10-08
Paperback (232 pages)

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes: 365 Truly Terrible Wisecracks (You ve Been Warned)
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A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, “Dad, can you please just use a sponge?”

Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan―and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. “Dude Dad”) offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year.

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes:

  • So bad, they’re good―Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they’re awful. That’s what makes them awesome.
  • Keep 'em coming―Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors…
  • Family friendly―These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all―the good, the dad, and the ugly.

Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

Knock Knock
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  • Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way
  • Choose a personal trauma style - controlling, indulgent, and more
  • 144 Pages with full color throughout and 10 illustrations
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Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!
  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style controlling, indulgent, and more!
  • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages; written by Knock Knock


 
 
 
 

 
 
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